At Viccy Park in Buckie
Chocolate legs was skelped

Banged his head with Donnie 
As Bremner tried to help.


Then he saw the Turban
Neil and Morag saw it too
As Coomers head was mended
With bandages and glue.


They shouldna started laughing
It really was unfair
Unless you've seen the Coomer
With big ears and no hair.

Half past two at Buckie
Smoke is in the air
A crafty fag is burning
But Sandy disna care.

Upcoming Events

Gold League Bingo: £1300 star prize accumulator

Charity raffle in aid of Alexander Scott's
19:30 h

Golf Day 2019

£250 per Team of 4
Format: 2 best net scores per team
Bacon rolls & Coffee on Arrival
2 Course Meal on Completion
Complementary Half-way Bar sponsored by Huntly Motors
Hole-in-One Charity Challenge sponsored by I&K Motors
longest drive &...
10:00 h

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