Bovril The Bard

Details: Written by Andrew Stokes; Category: Bovril The Bard; Published: 16 October 2012

Behold the Foof and Lukasz

A sight you've never seen

The striker and his sponsor

Have joined the Huntly team

Signed photos will await you

Your mugshot goes on show

Shot with your chosen player

Both standing toe to toe

It only costs a hundred

Plus it's generous help indeed

Join the Huntly Dream Team

And our thanks are guaranteed

Details: Written by Andrew Stokes; Category: Bovril The Bard; Published: 20 January 2012

There is never a dull moment being Chairman of Huntly Football Club, which Bovril is keen to point out as John Smith hands over the reins to Sandy Sammon,

When Johnny was the Chairman
There were many lows and highs
But his very bestest moment
Was modelling new club ties

There was a Chairman from Dyce
Who's bonce assisted the lights
Rays of light roam
And bounce of his dome
Lighting the pitch up at night

Posts in discussion: Never A Dull Moment For The Chairman

Details: Written by Andrew Stokes; Category: Bovril The Bard; Published: 05 February 2011

P.A. is the loan star
Who bides in Peterneep

Hairstyle is a bird's nest
A curly flowing heap

A Tartan Army member
Who travels far and wide
To Paris, Prague, and Amsterdam
His 'face' comes fae the ride

The 'face' it is a dummy
A mannequin half breed
And P.A. is the owner
Of this famous Peter Heid

Now he plays for Huntly
The quinies all think he's scrummy
And his partnership with Richie
Is called 'The Taylor's Dummy' !…