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Written by Andrew Stokes

Category: Bovril The Bard

There is never a dull moment being Chairman of Huntly Football Club, which Bovril is keen to point out as John Smith hands over the reins to Sandy Sammon,

When Johnny was the Chairman
There were many lows and highs
But his very bestest moment
Was modelling new club ties

There was a Chairman from Dyce
Who's bonce assisted the lights
Rays of light roam
And bounce of his dome
Lighting the pitch up at night

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Written by Andrew Stokes

Category: Bovril The Bard

P.A. is the loan star
Who bides in Peterneep

Hairstyle is a bird's nest
A curly flowing heap

A Tartan Army member
Who travels far and wide
To Paris, Prague, and Amsterdam
His 'face' comes fae the ride

The 'face' it is a dummy
A mannequin half breed
And P.A. is the owner
Of this famous Peter Heid

Now he plays for Huntly
The quinies all think he's scrummy
And his partnership with Richie
Is called 'The Taylor's Dummy' !…

Read more: THE PETER HEID !

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Written by Andrew Stokes

Category: Bovril The Bard

• Campbell,

At Viccy Park in Buckie
Chocolate legs was skelped

Banged his head with Donnie 
As Bremner tried to help.…

Read more: Tales of Viccy Park

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Written by Andrew Stokes

Category: Bovril The Bard

• Stokes,

Snappy snappers dressed in black
Nikon straps around the neck
Young Fraser has the talent
Bov says what the heck

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Read more: Photo Twins